Mercy Claps

Are you an engagement whore?

Photo by Patrick Fore on Unsplash

Do you give mercy claps? You know, they’re like mercy shags. You don’t really care about the guy, but he gives you a sob story, and he’s reduced to begging. Your mom always said you’re too nice for your own good. You prove it by bedding him, even though you close your eyes and plan your next vacation until it’s over.

Not that I’ve been there, done that…